It’s The Law

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.                        

 

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

 

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.             

                                      

Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

 

Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.         

            

Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.      

    

Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

 

Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

 

The Starbucks Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

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