Intruder

One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she had heard a noise in her back yard, but when she went to investigate she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

 

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a couple hours later with a swelling black eye.

 

“Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked.

 

“No,” he replied. “I stepped on the same rake.”

 

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