- An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
- If you send your children to Caesar for their education, don’t be surprised when they come home behaving like Romans.
- You can’t learn much from people who already agree with you.
Unbeliever: “Do you really believe that Jesus turned water into wine?!”
New Convert: “I don’t know about wine, but I know that He turned beer into furniture in my living room.”