If a pig lost its voice would it be disgruntled?


Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?


Would writing with a broken pencil be pointless?


A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.


Backward poet writes inverse


A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds


Tax money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and ‘taint mine


He had a photographic memory which was never developed


Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end


A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat


You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it


The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered