If a pig lost its voice would it be disgruntled?
Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?
Would writing with a broken pencil be pointless?
A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
Backward poet writes inverse
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
Tax money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and ‘taint mine
He had a photographic memory which was never developed
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered