Out of the Mouths of Babes

One day, when little Johnny was 3 years old, he was sitting in his mother’s lap at Church. A guest speaker was preaching this particular Sunday, and was in the middle of a very loud sermon when he bent over the podium and with great emphasis exclaimed “God is eternal!”


Little Johnny looked very serious for a moment, caught up in deep thought over what the speaker had just said. Without realizing he was still in Church, he suddenly exclaimed


“Momma, I didn’t know God was a turtle.”


Needless to say, he had 3 rows of pews cracking up with laughter in the middle of the guest speaker’s sermon.