Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed


You can be sincere and still be stupid


Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something


If you think education is expensive, try ignorance


Illegal aliens have always been a problem in America. Ask any Indian


In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular


A closed mouth gathers no feet


It is rarely possible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody’s beard


A message for singles – As absence makes your heart grow fonder, so also does ABSTINENCE make your spirit grow stronger


It is easier to stay out than get out


The wishbone will never replace the backbone


The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him