Happy Valentine’s Day

With Valentine’s Day approaching, Tom went to the department store to get his wife a little gift.


How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.


“That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.


“That’s still quite a bit,” Tom groused.


Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.


“What I mean,” said Tom; “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”


So the clerk handed him a mirror.