Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.


Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.


Never fear shadows… they simply mean there’s a light shining somewhere nearby


Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.


When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer


When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.


When God takes measure of a man.

I’ve often heard it said.

He always measures ’round the heart.

But never ’round the head.


Which Eternity do you prefer? Smoking or Non-Smoking.