….There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
….Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think.
….If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
….If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
….Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
….When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
….When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
….Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.
….The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
…Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.